newbie's roasting in a field of fire 
PK's chopping up their foes 
UO carols being sung by a choir 
and peeps dressed up like pimps and ho's 
every body knows 

some black pearl and sulfurous ash 
help to win the evening fight 
looting peeps with their banks full of cash 
will find it hard to sleep tonight 

they know that 3D's on its way 
its luring lots of wide-eyed newbies for to slay 
and every UO child is gonna try 
to see if UO gifts on eBay will fly 

and so I'm offering this twisted phrase 
to kids from UO - red, or blue 
though you've died and been looted many times, many ways 
Merry Christmas to you