"Magic Corp Por Ride" 

I like UO, yes, yes 
and I P-K don't you know 
on regs and runes I drift in the night 
any place it gates is right 
gate far, gate near - by a dungeon I reappear 

well you don't know what we can find 
why don't you die for me little newb 
on a magic corp por ride 
you don't know what we can see 
why don't you show your loot to me 
give me half, I'll set you free 

close your eyes newb 
look inside newb 
let me make your world turn grey 

last night I beat Aladdin down 
just ouside of Moonglow town 
before I heard newbie death cry - "ooOooOO" 
well, there appeared a gate - dark blue 
I looked around, a lousy moonstone was all I found