prepatchday - all the bugs, they seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh, I believe in prepatch day

suddenly - this is not the game it used to be
there's a skill nerf hanging over me
oh, damn patch day came suddenly

why lag had to grow, I don't know - they wouldn't say
skill gains very wrong, now I long for prepatchday

prepatchday - "this is such a killer game", I'd say
now I need a private shard to play
oh, I believe in prepatch day